Wednesday, August 13, 2008

WAG Essentials

Social climbing and gold digging is everywhere, so beware guys! The latest trend to gain instant fame and fortune? Why, you bag a soccer/football player, of course! I love this form of gold digging but be careful girls, you can be gone before you can even swipe the black amex to pay for your Birkin! Anyhoo, I'm trying to come up with a list of the common WAG characteristics, in other words, the WAG essentials (in no particular order):

  • Blonde hair
  • Fake tan/ really orange skin
  • Hot to semi hot to moderately hot bod
  • An eye for a ball player
  • A very expensive taste i.e. exotic purses, designer jeans, exclusive restaurants (even if you can't personally afford it)
  • Delicious bling
  • Red lipgloss
  • Fake nails
(to be continued....)