Sunday, August 31, 2008

Prince William and Kate Middleton Needs Employment

The Queen wants Kate Middleton to get a job, and not be a freaking douche. Now, the Queen also wants Prince William to get a charity role so as not to look like he is just waiting to sit on the throne (which might not occur until.....Well the Royal Family is known to posses unbelievable longevity).

Goodluck Wills!

The Adventures of the "Fly High" Set 3

French maid costumes, nudity while in a drunken stupor, flirtatious dances with a male companion, that is the life of James Middleton. It seems like Kate Middleton's youngest sibling doesn't hold back, even when there's a camera in sight. But who knows? The photos might be older than Kate and William's relationship and back then, mother Middleton's Royal Invasion sketches were still being finalized.

Who is this James person? Well, he was once spotted with Kate Middleton and was labeled by the British press as the "Mystery Guy". Now, he's known as Kate Middleton's youngest sibling, the wild future brother-in-law of the future King of England, and apparently, the sexy French maid. 

James Middleton dropped out of Edinburgh University to serve Her Majesty The Queen

The very classy James Middleton.

Ask James what stinks?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Gossip Girl Countdown

September 1, 2008. Gossip Girl. The CW

Catching Up: The Royal Edition

Princess Mary of Denmark reportedly got upset over published photos of her first-born, Christian, naked in a tabloid. The tabloid insists that the photos were innocent and very natural.

The Queen of England is adamant that social climber-extraordinaire Kate Middleton should get a job before she can don one of the family jewels as her engagement ring. 

Prince Harry was said to have made a promise to his grandfather, the Duke of Edinburgh, that he is cutting down his party-hungry lifestyle.

Princess Beatrice was seen doing an early morning jog with her mother, the Duchess of York, in Spain.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

WAG Essentials

Social climbing and gold digging is everywhere, so beware guys! The latest trend to gain instant fame and fortune? Why, you bag a soccer/football player, of course! I love this form of gold digging but be careful girls, you can be gone before you can even swipe the black amex to pay for your Birkin! Anyhoo, I'm trying to come up with a list of the common WAG characteristics, in other words, the WAG essentials (in no particular order):

  • Blonde hair
  • Fake tan/ really orange skin
  • Hot to semi hot to moderately hot bod
  • An eye for a ball player
  • A very expensive taste i.e. exotic purses, designer jeans, exclusive restaurants (even if you can't personally afford it)
  • Delicious bling
  • Red lipgloss
  • Fake nails
(to be continued....)

Sunday, August 10, 2008

The Adventures of the "Fly High" Set 2

Prince William and Kate Middleton enjoyed the Carribean sea and sun in the ultra swanky and exclusive island of Mustique. They also wined and dined with famous celebrities and members of the international social set. Prince William and Kate are staying in the luxurious Villa Rocina which is rented out to those who can splash $9,000 to $13,000 a week. 

Saturday, August 9, 2008

The Adventures of the "Fly High" Set

James Middleton contemplates on which closet he will raid next, Pipa's or Kate's?

A very "fulfilled" looking Pipa

Pipa Middleton is on top of the world

Oh my! What's this I read? London is being invaded by social climbers, perhaps? Social climbing is such a daunting, difficult, and exhausting task. Believe me, I've tried to be on top of a local social set, and the experience was indeed all that I had mentioned above. I can only imagine how difficult it would have been to conquer London. 

But I believe a hearty "Congratulations" are in order for:

Kate, Pipa, and James Middleton. Well, you guys deserve it. The twists and turns of fate led you to the portal of celebrated social acceptance by people we all love to look at and emulate.

Hope you last!

Monday, August 4, 2008

Teen Choice Awards Hangover: Mushy Miley

Miley Cyrus with Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato

Teen Choice Awards Hangover: Gossip Girl Edition

Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick

Penn Badgley

Penn Badgley and Blake Lively

Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester

Leap of Faith

               Prince Harry and some pals before the jump

Spotted: Prince Henry in South Africa doing some ropes and cords before finally jumping 700 ft at the world's biggest bungee jump. 

Hooray for Harry!

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Hello World!

Hello Magazine got the UK Exclusive on the Jolie-Pitt twins. Isn't that just cute? A mini- Brad and Angelina!

More of the Bags, Please!

Gossip Girl Star Ed Westwick, arriving at LAX for the 2008
Teen Choice Awards

Ed Westwick is so stylish, yes? Love the bag and the plum pants Ed! The shoes sort of remind of what an old man would wear, a really, really old man! 

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Shopping Bag

Do you wanna get moi shoes? I love love love love these metallics from Alejandro Ingelmo available at Bergdorf Goodman. The gold slip on is $435 and the blue lace-up is $435 too. 

Shooeeesssss *drool*

Ah, Those Royals: The Almost Royal Deal

Kate Middleton is not exactly Royal, is she? But, she's on the verge of being one and what does that entail? Well, aside from the pesky paps and the tabloid write-ups, fame by association gives you a whole wardrobe full of clothes and other freebies. Kate is reportedly getting $2,000 dresses from Brazilian label, Issa. 

Now that is a lot of moolah for a dress!