Sunday, August 31, 2008
The Queen wants Kate Middleton to get a job, and not be a freaking douche. Now, the Queen also wants Prince William to get a charity role so as not to look like he is just waiting to sit on the throne (which might not occur until.....Well the Royal Family is known to posses unbelievable longevity).
French maid costumes, nudity while in a drunken stupor, flirtatious dances with a male companion, that is the life of James Middleton. It seems like Kate Middleton's youngest sibling doesn't hold back, even when there's a camera in sight. But who knows? The photos might be older than Kate and William's relationship and back then, mother Middleton's Royal Invasion sketches were still being finalized.
Who is this James person? Well, he was once spotted with Kate Middleton and was labeled by the British press as the "Mystery Guy". Now, he's known as Kate Middleton's youngest sibling, the wild future brother-in-law of the future King of England, and apparently, the sexy French maid.
James Middleton dropped out of Edinburgh University to serve Her Majesty The Queen
The very classy James Middleton.
Ask James what stinks?
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Princess Mary of Denmark reportedly got upset over published photos of her first-born, Christian, naked in a tabloid. The tabloid insists that the photos were innocent and very natural.
The Queen of England is adamant that social climber-extraordinaire Kate Middleton should get a job before she can don one of the family jewels as her engagement ring.
Prince Harry was said to have made a promise to his grandfather, the Duke of Edinburgh, that he is cutting down his party-hungry lifestyle.
Princess Beatrice was seen doing an early morning jog with her mother, the Duchess of York, in Spain.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Social climbing and gold digging is everywhere, so beware guys! The latest trend to gain instant fame and fortune? Why, you bag a soccer/football player, of course! I love this form of gold digging but be careful girls, you can be gone before you can even swipe the black amex to pay for your Birkin! Anyhoo, I'm trying to come up with a list of the common WAG characteristics, in other words, the WAG essentials (in no particular order):
- Blonde hair
- Fake tan/ really orange skin
- Hot to semi hot to moderately hot bod
- An eye for a ball player
- A very expensive taste i.e. exotic purses, designer jeans, exclusive restaurants (even if you can't personally afford it)
- Delicious bling
- Red lipgloss
- Fake nails
(to be continued....)
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Prince William and Kate Middleton enjoyed the Carribean sea and sun in the ultra swanky and exclusive island of Mustique. They also wined and dined with famous celebrities and members of the international social set. Prince William and Kate are staying in the luxurious Villa Rocina which is rented out to those who can splash $9,000 to $13,000 a week.
Saturday, August 9, 2008
James Middleton contemplates on which closet he will raid next, Pipa's or Kate's?
A very "fulfilled" looking Pipa
Pipa Middleton is on top of the world
Oh my! What's this I read? London is being invaded by social climbers, perhaps? Social climbing is such a daunting, difficult, and exhausting task. Believe me, I've tried to be on top of a local social set, and the experience was indeed all that I had mentioned above. I can only imagine how difficult it would have been to conquer London.
But I believe a hearty "Congratulations" are in order for:
Kate, Pipa, and James Middleton. Well, you guys deserve it. The twists and turns of fate led you to the portal of celebrated social acceptance by people we all love to look at and emulate.
Hope you last!
Monday, August 4, 2008
Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick
Penn Badgley and Blake Lively
Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Gossip Girl Star Ed Westwick, arriving at LAX for the 2008
Teen Choice Awards
Ed Westwick is so stylish, yes? Love the bag and the plum pants Ed! The shoes sort of remind of what an old man would wear, a really, really old man!
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Do you wanna get moi shoes? I love love love love these metallics from Alejandro Ingelmo available at Bergdorf Goodman. The gold slip on is $435 and the blue lace-up is $435 too.
Kate Middleton is not exactly Royal, is she? But, she's on the verge of being one and what does that entail? Well, aside from the pesky paps and the tabloid write-ups, fame by association gives you a whole wardrobe full of clothes and other freebies. Kate is reportedly getting $2,000 dresses from Brazilian label, Issa.
Now that is a lot of moolah for a dress!