The Adventures of the "Fly High" Set 3

French maid costumes, nudity while in a drunken stupor, flirtatious dances with a male companion, that is the life of James Middleton. It seems like Kate Middleton's youngest sibling doesn't hold back, even when there's a camera in sight. But who knows? The photos might be older than Kate and William's relationship and back then, mother Middleton's Royal Invasion sketches were still being finalized.

Who is this James person? Well, he was once spotted with Kate Middleton and was labeled by the British press as the "Mystery Guy". Now, he's known as Kate Middleton's youngest sibling, the wild future brother-in-law of the future King of England, and apparently, the sexy French maid. 

James Middleton dropped out of Edinburgh University to serve Her Majesty The Queen

The very classy James Middleton.

Ask James what stinks?

The Adventures of the "Fly High" Set

James Middleton contemplates on which closet he will raid next, Pipa's or Kate's?

A very "fulfilled" looking Pipa

Pipa Middleton is on top of the world

Oh my! What's this I read? London is being invaded by social climbers, perhaps? Social climbing is such a daunting, difficult, and exhausting task. Believe me, I've tried to be on top of a local social set, and the experience was indeed all that I had mentioned above. I can only imagine how difficult it would have been to conquer London. 

But I believe a hearty "Congratulations" are in order for:

Kate, Pipa, and James Middleton. Well, you guys deserve it. The twists and turns of fate led you to the portal of celebrated social acceptance by people we all love to look at and emulate.

Hope you last!