Ah, Those Royals: The Almost Royal Deal

Kate Middleton is not exactly Royal, is she? But, she's on the verge of being one and what does that entail? Well, aside from the pesky paps and the tabloid write-ups, fame by association gives you a whole wardrobe full of clothes and other freebies. Kate is reportedly getting $2,000 dresses from Brazilian label, Issa. 

Now that is a lot of moolah for a dress! 

Ah, Those Royals: The Stolen and Recovered CP

Isn't he pretty? (Harry that is)

Prince Harry's cellphone was stolen by a thug in a nightclub in Lesotho where the Prince is currently on Charity Duty. The phone was recovered days later when the culprit was apprehended at an unknown location. How I wish I got that phone! LOL! Well, Darlings, it contains the who's who of London society---well I guess we can all say WORLD society! Can you just imagine the names of the people on his contact list? By the way, the phonebook cannot be accessed as the phone is password protected. But still, I can imagine how easy it would have been to open it or something. LOL! I am SSSOOOO EVVVVILLL! 

Oh, and Prince Harry did not press charges. HOW SWEET IS HE? *flutters*

Ah, Those Royals: Larger Than Life Knickers!

I wish I could come up with a better title, one befitting United Kingdom's longest reigning monarch, but I can't. The title is very apt, though cruel, for tonight's subject. Now being fat is not something one should ever be ashamed of.(HAHAHAHA, Yeah RIGHT!) Well, Queen Victoria wasn't! At least, I don't think so. She paraded around London on her diamond year on the throne fat, and she died fat so I'm guessing she never tried to hide it. 9 children, hundreds of servants, and with nothing to do but be happy that the British Empire is at its greatest, anybody's bound to get big! My reverence for the late Queen is now marred by the fact that they're auctioning off her knickers, really big, 50 inch (when stretched, I guess) knickers. When I look at the Victoria Memorial I remember the greatness of a country and I never really thought that Queen Victoria was fat, now, WELL, (to the tune of Kylie Minogue's old song) I JUST CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!

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Ah, Those Royals! (Officially A Prince Henry Fan!)

Okay, so I've known for the longest time that I have this deep crush on Prince Harry. I mean, who doesn't? Those who DOESN'T are probably blind, blinded by his bling, or blinded by the rim of his Audi! Sure he won't "rule" the land of the sophisticated but it's not like Prince William would too. Wills might don the crown some day but that doesn't mean Prince Harry is useless, and it most certainly doesn't mean that Prince William will be all that powerful! In line with this "coming out", I mean being officially a Harry Fan, I'm dedicating a section of my blog to him. It will be called, WELL, ILY Prince Harry. I hope he gets to read my blog. *dreaming* I want to meet him in person and shake his hand or something *dreaming*. 

On that note, ILY Prince Harry!

Ah, Those Royals: Getting A Tan and Helping Out Orphans

Ah, just smile on my pretty!

Prince Henry of Wales is in Africa doing manual labor for his African Charity, Sentebale. Building and pushing a cart with concrete and rocks and relaxing through a nice round of soccer seems to be taking his mind off of the London Party Circuit. He needs to put on LOADS of SUNBLOCK! It's burning hot in there, for sure.

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Ah, Those Royals: Having Fun Under the St. Tropez Sun!

Oh how I love seeing people with blue blood out and about. Princess Beatrice is in St. Tropez for a vacation. Shower her with glitters people! (cue the music!)

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Ah, Those Royals: Bump on the Relationship Road

WEH-HELL another dunce hat for the hot one, Prince Harry? Chelsy Davy, his girlfriend, walked out on the Prince during a polo match. Could this mean that Harry can have an affair with moi while Chelsy is not talking to him? I mean, after she walked out Harry was seen texting like hell but she never came back. 

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Ah, Those Royals!

I love the British Royal Family! As in, ALL of them. I am fascinated by the lifestyle and the history attached to them. Who knew they'd still exist, standing on the balcony of Buckingham Palace to wave and smile to thousands of spectators every year during the Queens summer birthday? Well, I read an article on the Daily Mail about the auction of the items that once belonged to the late Queen Mother's page (who's late as well). The auction fetched around GBP 450,000 in total, a note from the Queen Mother asking for gin fetched GBP 16,000 and a portrait fetched GBP 30,000. Ah, Royal provenance! 

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